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greencowsgomoo
30 / M / straight / Unknown
Grovertown, Indiana
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
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- Height
- 8' 4" (2.55m).
- Body Type
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- Looking For
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- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
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- Education
- Working on masters program
- Job
- Education / Academia
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Owns cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
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Update:
Ok, I'm pretty much done with this site. I'm only looking for (local) friendship. I'm keeping these names up because I worked hard to create the tests. When my Sesame Street Test gets its 200,000th taker I'm throwing a big party, so y'all are invited. I'm probably not going to respond to your e-mails here, so go to my "main" profile at zeppoloveskafa for my contact info if it's important. I'll leave the rest of my profile up for future generations to analyze.
Update:
Ok, I'm pretty much done with this site. I'm only looking for (local) friendship. I'm keeping these names up because I worked hard to create the tests. When my Sesame Street Test gets its 200,000th taker I'm throwing a big party, so y'all are invited. I'm probably not going to respond to your e-mails here, so go to my "main" profile at zeppoloveskafa for my contact info if it's important. I'll leave the rest of my profile up for future generations to analyze.
I’m really good at
Using tally marks to keep track of my favorite Sesame Street
Character survey. As of 3/2/07, here's the entire list. As soon as
I get an intern I'll continue updating the list, but they are
trickling in so slowly now I'm probably done.
1st Snuffleupagus (26)
2nd Grover (24)
3rd Kermit the Frog (15)
4th Elmo (14)
5th Cookie Monster (13)
6th Oscar the Grouch (10)
7th (tie) Ernie, The Count (9)
9th Big Bird (5)
10th (tie) Barkley (the Dog), Yip Yip Martians (4)
12th (tie) Bert, Guy Smiley (2)
14th (tie) Hoots the Owl, Placido Flamingo, Praire Dawn, Slimey the Worm (1)
1st Snuffleupagus (26)
2nd Grover (24)
3rd Kermit the Frog (15)
4th Elmo (14)
5th Cookie Monster (13)
6th Oscar the Grouch (10)
7th (tie) Ernie, The Count (9)
9th Big Bird (5)
10th (tie) Barkley (the Dog), Yip Yip Martians (4)
12th (tie) Bert, Guy Smiley (2)
14th (tie) Hoots the Owl, Placido Flamingo, Praire Dawn, Slimey the Worm (1)
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
a. I spend most of my time reading books about men named Dan that
drive tan vans or books about a fox and an ox in a box. I guess 6
year olds don't know about lox.
The six things I could never do without
When I was a kid we didn't have 6 things to not do without. We had
2. And those were on good days. Why we were lucky if we could get
one thing to not do without. I usually chose one shoe to alternate
between feet for the uphill walks to and from school.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
next year's election. Who should I root for? What would Hillary do
as president? Is Obama electable? Will Bush ever choke on another
pretzel again?
Ok it's now 1 year later or so. Now I'm thinking about what swift boat tactic the republicans will stoop to this year. With enough advertising they could probably convince 1/3 of the morons in our country that Obama is not Black. The other 2/3 of the morons aren't that dumb.
Ok, now it's a couple weeks later, and with Palin the VP I'm no longer wondering. You got to give the republicans credit though. They could probably elect my cat president while FOX news would bash those liberal dog loving cat haters for their questioning whether my cat has the right to lead.
Ok it's now 1 year later or so. Now I'm thinking about what swift boat tactic the republicans will stoop to this year. With enough advertising they could probably convince 1/3 of the morons in our country that Obama is not Black. The other 2/3 of the morons aren't that dumb.
Ok, now it's a couple weeks later, and with Palin the VP I'm no longer wondering. You got to give the republicans credit though. They could probably elect my cat president while FOX news would bash those liberal dog loving cat haters for their questioning whether my cat has the right to lead.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not feeling guilty for not going to shul.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have trouble beating myself in rock paper scissors.
You should message me if
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If we have a really high enemy percentage. I answered all of the questions backward.
If we have a really high enemy percentage. I answered all of the questions backward.
