From the bottom of my heart I apologize for any scoring, typographical, statistical, or none of the above errors on any of my tests.
I have no plans to fix anything. Think of it this way. If your 9th grade English teacher called you up and told you that she discovered an error on a test you took 6 years ago and that you could correct it to get a better grade, would you do it? It is an interesting study of time though. For you this test is in the present...you just took it...just experienced it. For me it is my past...several years ago.
Anyway, don't worry, you are smarter than a 1st grader no matter what your results say.

It's unlikely you care.

being humble. I'm the best but I'll never tell anybody except you.

"You are the author of the 'Proper Urinal Etiquette Test'? I was expecting (giggles)... well more."

Give me a vanilla creme filled donut and I can spend 2 hours nibbling on it. Give me a vanilla creme scented woman and I can spend 2 minutes nibbling on her (don't jump to conclusions, I could go longer, just scared my girlfriend would catch me)

breathing. Most people do it naturally, but my brain is very stupid. I have to remind it every second to take another breath. I'm worried I might forget. Then with less oxygen in my brain I'll be even more likely to miss the next breath. Most people have great plans for their lives, but I'm just taking things one breath at a time. I'm not trying to be cute or poetic or anything, it's true.

On Sunday mornings I watch Thomas the Tank Engine on PBS. I yell at the engines on the T.V. show. I make sarcastic comments to the engines and mock them for their ignorance. I yell Toby whenever they play the connect the dots which engine is it game even though it never seems to be Toby (it's always the b*tch engine Emily or punk a** Percy. I even sing the theme song at the end. When it's over I switch over to the Chris Matthews Show but part of my heart continues to belong to that enchanting island of Sodor.
Update: I no longer watch the show. Don't watch the Chris Matthews Show either. Instead I'm often playing online bridge. No doubt there are not many people that go from Thomas da Tank Engine to Bridge the next year, but so it goes.
I'll also admit that I have 5 active screen names on here. I'm not a weirdo, I just like creating tests and there used to be a limit for how many you could create. My "real" profile is at zeppoloveskafka.

1. You want to join my fan club.

2. My fly is down.

or

3. You know how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. That could help you with #1 actually and has nothing to do with #2 sickos.