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KittyBaby

29 / F / Straight / Married

Troutdale, Oregon

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Rather not say
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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I am articulate, enthralling, and enigmatic.

My Self-Summary

Well, I had a thoughtful essay full of personality traits and interesting details about when I die. But I took too long writing it, and Cupid decided I didn't deserve to have that in my profile. Dagnabbit.

PS - I will have a picture soon...first I must track down a digital camera that I can conduct photo shoots with

Psh - wish I could bring that back up. I have a relaxing desk job, and I like drinking (real alcohol, give me beer and you're gone) and sexy cars. No, not those souped up tin cans they call sports cars now - I'm talking 64 Mustang, 69 Caddy, 57 Chevy anything, and true muscle cars (Chevelle, Road Runner, etc) If I had time, I'd be in school right now learning to build a car from the ground up. But, I don't, so I'm not, so I have to settle for pictures and daydreams.

What I’m doing with my life

pretending I'm successful

I’m really good at

making you think I can do anything

The first things people usually notice about me

My hair. Being a redhead has accustomed me to random strangers asking me questions they'd never think to ask a non-redhead. Now that there's blue AND red, people are less brave.

Beware the curtain/drapes question, for 'twill be injurous upon ye I shall, should ye forgo my cautionary tale.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Oy! a) The color of Water, and often, bodice-ripper cheap novels (they make me horny in the most whore-ish of ways)

b) Kill Bill Vol 1 (Vol 2 is okay, 'twould be better if they were combined into the one long-ass movie it was intended), and most action flicks...and of course....Secretary! (Spank me baby, HARD!)

c) Changes each day, but mostly Weezer and Jet make the rotation, occasionally some goodies, and of course, 70's rock :)

d) Sandwiches are my fav food (I'll refrain from the Friends reference, which has NO bearing on my preferences), but food in general is my friend :)

The six things I could never do without

1) Air 2) Water 3) Food 4) Someone to cuddle 5) Music 6) SEX

(listed in no particular order, mind you)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

sex...really I do. I think I have a man's mind in a girl's body...but hey, it's pretty fun when all the men stare, you know? Besides, it's rather fun to daydream about sex at work, and realize I've gotten nothing done, but I'm more randy than that time I orgasmed on the train riding downtown....

On a typical Friday night I am

typically in a Friday-esque mood

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

that I am a private person

You should message me if

you have the brains and the balls to deal with me...