I am articulate, enthralling, and enigmatic.
My Self-Summary
Well, I had a thoughtful essay full of personality traits and
interesting details about when I die. But I took too long writing
it, and Cupid decided I didn't deserve to have that in my profile.
Dagnabbit.
PS - I will have a picture soon...first I must track down a digital
camera that I can conduct photo shoots with
Psh - wish I could bring that back up. I have a relaxing desk job,
and I like drinking (real alcohol, give me beer and you're gone)
and sexy cars. No, not those souped up tin cans they call sports
cars now - I'm talking 64 Mustang, 69 Caddy, 57 Chevy anything, and
true
muscle
cars (Chevelle, Road Runner, etc) If I had time, I'd be in
school right now learning to build a car from the ground up. But, I
don't, so I'm not, so I have to settle for pictures and daydreams.
What I’m doing with my life
pretending I'm successful
I’m really good at
making you think I can do anything
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. Being a redhead has accustomed me to random strangers
asking me questions they'd never think to ask a non-redhead. Now
that there's blue AND red, people are less brave.
Beware the curtain/drapes question, for 'twill be injurous upon ye
I shall, should ye forgo my cautionary tale.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Oy! a) The color of Water, and often, bodice-ripper cheap novels
(they make me horny in the most whore-ish of ways)
b) Kill Bill Vol 1 (Vol 2 is okay, 'twould be better if they were
combined into the one long-ass movie it was intended), and most
action flicks...and of course....Secretary! (Spank me baby,
HARD!)
c) Changes each day, but mostly Weezer and Jet make the rotation,
occasionally some goodies, and of course, 70's rock :)
d) Sandwiches are my fav food (I'll refrain from the Friends
reference, which has NO bearing on my preferences), but food in
general is my friend :)
The six things I could never do without
1) Air 2) Water 3) Food 4) Someone to cuddle 5) Music 6) SEX
(listed in no particular order, mind you)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sex...really I do. I think I have a man's mind in a girl's
body...but hey, it's pretty fun when all the men stare, you know?
Besides, it's rather fun to daydream about sex at work, and realize
I've gotten nothing done, but I'm more randy than that time I
orgasmed on the train riding downtown....
On a typical Friday night I am
typically in a Friday-esque mood
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
that I am a private person
You should message me if
you have the brains and the balls to deal with me...