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Mister_Ibis

28 / M / straight / Single

Cary, North Carolina

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Rather not say
Looking For
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Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

I have all of my original parts. Many of them are still under warranty. The rest are likely to break at any moment. Hopefully, there are still spares in stock if that happens.

What I’m doing with my life

After a long stint in Atlanta as an Instructional Designer, I recently took a job as an editor and systems designer for a game software company in Cary. So far, it's been way more fun than my previous job writing training for the credit industry. Unfortunately, the land of software is more secret-intensive than working for law enforcement, so I work on a lot of fun stuff that I'm absolutely not allowed to talk about.

Outside of paying work, I volunteer with a production company that creates various media. These days, we're primarily working on indie film projects.

I’m really good at

Computers, games, listening, writing, making insightful but almost offensive comments, driving, paying attention, dabbling in the arts, learning massive amounts of semi-useful information about obscure topics, and so on.

The first things people usually notice about me

Lately: "didn't you have long hair?" Followed by: "Did you donate it?"

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books) Robert Asprin, Max Brooks, Jim Butcher, Neil Gaiman, Malcolm Gladwell, Terry Pratchett, Carl Sagan, JRR Tolkien


Movies) Army of Darkness, the Crow, Hook, the Incredibles, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, the Princess Bride, Serenity, Star Wars, What Dreams May Come


Music) Auf der Maur, Bif Naked, Bjork, Breaking Benjamin, the Changelings, Darling Violetta, Garbage, Hungry Lucy, Jem, Joydrop, Jump Little Children, K's Choice, No Doubt, Portishead, Remy Zero, Soul Asylum, Stabbing Westward, Three Days Grace, VAST, Veruca Salt


Food) Whatever makes the hungry stop. I'm picky about a few strange things that everyone else seems to like, but I'll eat just about anything else. I tend to eat pretty decent stuff, having gotten sick of junk food during my poor college kid days.

The six things I could never do without

Computer, High-Speed Internet Connection, Mountain Dew, Personal Automobile, Washing Machine, Refrigerator

The wilderness is a neat place, and the past has some cool things that happened, but I wouldn't want to live in either.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

...whether I left the oven on. Did I leave the oven on?

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with friends or being drawn in by the comforting glow of the computer

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I had what was essentially a mullet in my middle school days; nobody was ever kind enough to tell me that my juvenile hairstyles looked stupid. I blame my parents for this. I got better, though.

You should message me if

You enjoy sending mail to strange men on the interweb.

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