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thealmightyajax

36 / M / Straight / Single

Glen Ellyn, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Children
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My Self-Summary
People say I'm a caring, intelligent, and funny guy who was absent the day they taught you how to meet women in high school. A romantic at heart, and I do my best to be charming and chivalrous toward women. Also a bit of a "word nerd", I do a lot of reading and writing and love to talk about both. My primary virtues, as I see them, are honesty, kindness, generosity, and an irrepressible sense of humor. (I'm the guy who will whisper jokes to you during the boring part of the movie until you're laughing helplessly and trying to keep it quiet.) My loyalty to those I call my friends knows no bounds, and when I say "call me if you need anything", it's not just a polite fiction.

I am quick-witted, flirtatious, and honorable

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I’m really good at
Singing, playing guitar, editing, writing, RPGs, kissing, taking care of my cats, talking about politics, getting lost, making people laugh.

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The first things people usually notice about me
I won't/can't shut up and I love making people laugh; I have strong opinions and love to share them, but don't take myself too seriously.

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) Science fiction and fantasy: Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Glen Cook, Dan Simmons, Harry Turtledove, Orson Scott Card, Michael Moorcock, etc.


(b) The Road Warrior, A Fish Called Wanda, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Conan The Barbarian, The Fisher King, 12 Monkeys, Snatch, Decline Of Western Civilization Part 2: The Metal Years, etc.

(c) Rock 'n roll, the louder the better: Queens Of The Stone Age, Megadeth, Corrosion of Conformity, Soundgarden, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Bad Religion, etc.

(d) Nothing fancy; steak & potatoes, Tex-Mex, Italian, sandwiches, pizza, burgers, that kinda stuff.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Home, wishing I had someone to share my various witty remarks with.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a thumbsucking survivor.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're interested in a guy who pays more attention to you than to your friends.

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