Noodles

Fettuccine Alfredo, pad thai, or a grilled seafood medley with a light marinara. As long as noodles are involved you'll feel good about eating it. Doesn't a beer sound good as well? and tomorrow, wear something green it looks good on ya. Oh, and strike up a conversation with the hottie you've been playing coy to, they've been waiting... The stars are all aligned for the world to be your oyster, at least for the next 6 months. Take advantage of it, I don't have the heart to tell you what will happen next, but it might be time to get some closure. You may be young, but this is the twilight and as good as it will ever get. If you're going lo carb, then fuck off, this test wasn't meant for you anyway, unfortunately we have to deal with your dumb ass for years too come.

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The Vegetarian

You are most likely a vegetarian, but if not, well then you're a pretty bland and boring person. My advice to you both is this... Giddy on up some fine whiskey, gather together on the 3rd tuesday in m... Read more

Time Waster

You're not even hungry, you're just wasting time and money taking ridiculous tests while at work. Anything for distraction from the boredom, go find a catered meeting that just got out. If your boss i... Read more

Caramel Corn

The other descriptions are just so much better then this, its just sad you fell into this category, the odds of it happening were pretty slim. Id retake the test again if you're unhappy with this resu... Read more

Cobb Salad

There's just so much to like about a Cobb salad and there's just so much to like about you. The flavors aren't too pungent, the ingredients have a nice balance. Perhaps you don't like olives, and oliv... Read more

Noodles

Fettuccine Alfredo, pad thai, or a grilled seafood medley with a light marinara. As long as noodles are involved you'll feel good about eating it. Doesn't a beer sound good as well? and tomorrow, wear... Read more

The Glutton

You dont need to know what to eat, you need to know what not to eat. For you its really more about how much money you have to spend, buffet, prix fixe, or 4 stars and 5 courses. If pressed I would hav... Read more

Tang

What the hell are you still doing sitting there? There's only one possible way to get to this result, and it doesn't involve sitting in front of a computer screen while reading this bull shit. Get up,... Read more

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