UTTERLY Desperate

Ok, you just sank below the bar that I normally set for human decency... You are officially "slime of the earth". You are a tarnsih to the good name of humanity. Were I in charge of the grand scheme of life, you would have been born a protazoan. Go away, I have nothing more to say to you. You might get me to put a restraining order out against you if you tried absorb my lifeforce, but otherwise, your pretty safe.

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NOTutterly Desperate

Congratulations! You are not a fuming wad of human waste! However, this isnt much of an accomplishment. This is more or less expected of you. This test wasnt designed for people like you... In fact, I... Read more

UTTERLY Desperate

Ok, you just sank below the bar that I normally set for human decency... You are officially "slime of the earth". You are a tarnsih to the good name of humanity. Were I in charge of the grand scheme o... Read more

Amyesque

Lets just say that if I were to have taken the red pill, and woken up to see your face, I would know that mankind was truly predestined to serve under the machines... In my mind, you are a pedestrian ... Read more

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