Amyesque

Lets just say that if I were to have taken the red pill, and woken up to see your face, I would know that mankind was truly predestined to serve under the machines... In my mind, you are a pedestrian in the "I just bought tires with spikes on" game of life. Your birth was calculated to be at a time where the chlorine levels in the gene pool were at an all time low. I was not aware that any single human being could ever even hope to aspire at sinking as low as you. Technically, I suppose that you could be, from an evolutionary point of view, an offshoot of the human race, finding your theoretical "niche" in devouring the life and hope within other people. You deserve no less than life. I would have a restraining order out against you so fast it would make your head spin.

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NOTutterly Desperate

Congratulations! You are not a fuming wad of human waste! However, this isnt much of an accomplishment. This is more or less expected of you. This test wasnt designed for people like you... In fact, I... Read more

UTTERLY Desperate

Ok, you just sank below the bar that I normally set for human decency... You are officially "slime of the earth". You are a tarnsih to the good name of humanity. Were I in charge of the grand scheme o... Read more

Amyesque

Lets just say that if I were to have taken the red pill, and woken up to see your face, I would know that mankind was truly predestined to serve under the machines... In my mind, you are a pedestrian ... Read more

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