The Do You Need a Hug Test

All possible test results

In Denial

You put up a tough front and that you squirm and wriggle when I try to hug you ... complaining something silly like "sexual harassment" and groping this or that ... but I know that you really like it ... Read more

Feisty

Oooo ... you're a sassy little thing. You don't need a hug as much as you need to be medicated. I will refrain from hugging you, if only to not lose a limb. Read more

Nope

Nope. You're good. Well adjusted. Probably grew up in the suburbs in a intact home sporting 2.5 kids and a dog with a generic name like "Bruno" or "Spot." I envy your childhood unblemished by epis... Read more

Yes

Let's face it. You need a hug. Possibly mostly because you want a hug. And I want to give it to you because you're so cute and cuddly. Yes you are! ... Yes you are! Just look at you! ... Awwwwww... Read more

Clingy Codependent

Yikes! Back of, sir or madame! I know I said some things last night, but I was drunk and didn't really mean any of it. It was nice that you brought me breakfast in bed, but after you left your toot... Read more