OkCupid | Take The MASTURBATION Test

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Their result for The MASTURBATION Test ...

MASTERbator

Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored ###!

I'm not going to lie, you masturbate. Good for you! Don't be ashamed. Everyone is doing it! You don't do it too much, and yet you're ready and willing to explore. Fantabulous!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 72% on CUMpoints, higher than 96% of your peers.

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STUPIbator

Hmmm...not enough love for yourself...It's really not all that bad once you get going. Just try it, you just might like it. Plus, everyone is doing it! It's ALL the rage! Fanatical! Read more

SHYibator

Well, at least you're honest. You don't masturbate all that much, nor are you all that interested in sex related topics. That's fine, but you might want to explore a little more. Exuberant! Read more

MASTERbator

I'm not going to lie, you masturbate. Good for you! Don't be ashamed. Everyone is doing it! You don't do it too much, and yet you're ready and willing to explore. Fantabulous! Read more

Well well well....looks like we have a horny one on our hands. No pun intended! You might be abusing you're hormones, but you can't help that they are raging. I just hope you don't stay home everyn... Read more

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