Their result for The Form One-base Morality Test ...

John Q. Public

58% morale!

This score was so common that I had to add this category just for those poor drones like yourself, who don't think you're immoral, but your take on morality is--mediocre. Here's a tip for life: A person always does what he/she wants if they are acting of their own free will, which itself is a construction of physical laws, acting best with reciprocity and self-preservation. Damn, I just gave you every answer on the test in one sentence.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • morale Distribution

    They scored 58% on morale, higher than 55% of your peers.

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