The Beat My Cat at Hard Trivia Test

All possible test results

Seriously?

Seriously? You got a 3 or below on this? You could have done better simply flipping a coin! Maybe you should take that into consideration as you take future quizzes. My cat kicked your ass, he g... Read more

Humiliation Via Cat

You got beat by a male cat with no testicles, how does that feel? And your score didn't even come close to his 8, ouch. A coin's 50/50 at least, maybe you should have taken that strategy. If I we... Read more

So Close...

Another question or two and you would have beaten the champ! Oh well, I guess you can take solace in the fact that you lost to a CAT. That's right, a CAT. On second thought, that may not be the bes... Read more

My Cat is Your Equal

Apparently, my cat knows about as much as you, he got an 8. Tell you what...why don't you come over, and you and he can sit around and lick each others' asses and be happy. I'll even toss you two so... Read more

Barely Squeaked By..

You barely beat my cat's score of 8...a slightly different bounce of the coin here or there and you'd be toast, my friend. Before you celebrate too much, let's put this in perspective: you barely bea... Read more

Cat - Beater

Animal Protective Services are on their way to your house. I've reported you for feline abuse...you should know better than to whip an animal like this. He only got an 8...what the hell were you try... Read more

Very Suspicious...

My cat and I think it's pretty unlikely that you got this score all by yourself, smartypants. If you don't believe us, maybe you should take a visit back to that 7th grade math class discussing "prob... Read more

Cheater

My cat is already halfway to your house by now if he hasn't slowed down yet. When he gets there, you won't see much...only a blur of claws, fur, and tuna breath. According to my advanced calculations... Read more