Their result for The Free Beer & Sex Advice Test ...

Crown Royal

You scored 130% Hot - not and 0% cool - fool!

Crown Royal.

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Hot/Not score: One of the few that has it all. Looks and brains, with good style & status: Well ... YOU ARE ROYALTY! As far as the 'NOT' score ... you will never hear it!

Cool/Fool score: 'COOL' This shows you are much more than on the (side-kick) status.

'FOOL' score: You probably know and tell some good jokes.

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You know how to treat people. You seem cool and either have a nice trust fund or sold your junk bonds or Enron stock before they went bust!

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Happy drunks are the best, keep up the good work!

(People might Yell "NORM" when you walk in, but he is still in your highnesses shadows as far as a pecking order. )

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The bartenders first thoughts as you walk threw the door . . . You may not be NORM, but you probably are well behaved and a great tipper. They think you are the king when it comes to who gets their drink first when many of folks are "belly'n up to da bar"!

The hotties thoughts as you try to talk with them . . . King of impressing them, you treat them with respect & how could they not notice some of the other hotties that make their way to come up and approach you!

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Now here's that FREE advice I promised you:(It doesn't look as if you need any ... perhaps you can offer me some?)

The silly little (SAM SAYS:) threaded threw-out this test where actually a little advice gave already.

In an attempt to make this a little more fun and entertaining I thought I'd stick with the theme of 'Cheers' and include our friend Sam and a few others from the 'Cheers' bar. Each giving there own perspective on your results (final score)

Each will chime in for different categories from each results and the test scores finalized.

Sam says: "Yes your Highness, Your regular seat awaits you ... first drinks on the house!

Norm says: "Sammy I'd like a beer, and I thought that was my seat?"

Coach says: "Derrr, umm Sam ... Am I suppose to bowel?"

Cliff says: "A little known fact about bowww ..."

Carla YELLS: "SHUT UP! Can't you see we are amongst the 'King' himself?"

The drunk guy passed out at the end of the bar ...*Falls off his stool ...right at your feet*

Sam Says: "And with that motion ... Everything has been stated!"

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Hot - not Distribution

    They scored 130% on Hot - not, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • cool - fool Distribution

    They scored 0% on cool - fool, higher than 0% of your peers.

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