OkCupid | Take The Will You Be Eliminated Test

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Their result for The Will You Be Eliminated Test ...

Elimination ASAP

You scored 65 unsuitable and 11 hot!

"My, my, you're a nasty piece of work. I don't think I can live seeing you out in society again for another week, so I'm going to change the rules a little especially for you. You don't get a grace period. I'm going to kill you right now, with this shiny, shiny gun."
*waves* "Goodbye, now! Safe travels!"
*BANG*

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 65% on unsuitableness, higher than 54% of your peers.
They scored 11% on hotness, higher than 2% of your peers.

All possible test results

Standard Approval

*STAMP* "Well done, my pretty, you have passed the test with flying colours! You probably won't be recruited to my governing legions any time soon, but you shall live a long and prosperous life!" ... Read more

Honored Approval

*claps excitedly for you* "Well, aren't you just so lovely?! Congratulations on passing the test with flying colours, but of course you knew you would." *eyes you suspiciously* "How'd you like to ... Read more

Left-Hand

"You." *prods you in the chest* "Now, you I like. You should stick around so I can talk to you about space technology, cultural evolution, and the state of our world's farms. How'd you like to be one ... Read more

Right-Hand

*stares at your score on the test* *stares at you* "Hum. Well, aren't you the little over-achiever? I'm actually stoked, and I would look more excited if I wasn't bowled over by shock at your ... Read more

Heir To The Throne

"I'm astounded!" *stares at you, boggle eyed* "You, like Mary Poppins, are practically perfect in every way. How'd you like to rule the world with me? Comfy castle, ne? You can be my empress, and ... Read more

Possible Elimination

"Hmmm..." *strokes imaginary beard* "You kind of piss me off, but I'll let you live for the moment, because you're not as bad as some of the other horrid creatures I've seen today. You're lucky I'm fe... Read more

Saved By Sex

*eyes you up and down* "Well, you kind of piss me off, but I suppose your good qualities somewhat make up for that. How'd you like to step towards my chambers..? "If I leave happy, I might even fo... Read more

Saved By Sex

*eyes you up and down* "Well, you kind of piss me off, but I suppose your good qualities really make up for that. How'd you like to step towards my chambers..? "If I leave happy, I might even forg... Read more

Saved By Sex

Probable Elimination

"Gah..." *is unimpressed* "What am I going to do with you?" *taps nails* "You're really disappointing, but I'm not entirely sure I'm going to feed you to the wolves just yet... "I tell you what. I... Read more

Playing With Fire

*eyes you up and down* "Well, you really piss me off, but I suppose your good qualities somewhat make up for that. How'd you like to step towards my chambers..? "If I leave happy I'll probably spa... Read more

Playing With Fire

Standard Elimination

*sighs as she reads your results* "What, another one already? Well, fine, sorry buddy. How'd you like to die? Shotgun, poison, I think I have a knife somewhere in my shirt here... Your choice. You hav... Read more

Death By Sex

"Hmmm... I'd be sorry you had to die, but I'm just not." *taps fingers* "I can give you a pretty good deal on it, though. You can have the standard knife, shotgun, poison deal, but I'll also add on th... Read more