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Michael Jackson

You are 80% Black!!!

IT DON'T MATTER IF YOUR BLACK OR WHITE!!! You are Michael Jackson! The King of Pop! That is a good and bad thing these days...Especially where young children are concerned. But putting all that aside, you may look white on the outside but damn if you can't dance yo ass off! We work on the whole self image thing and dammitt you are there! You are black. Look in the mirror and every morning and keep on saying this to yourself until you start to believe. "Black IS beautiful and I want to be beautiful!" And for the love of God stay away from your nose!

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  • Blackness Distribution

    They scored 80% on Blackness, higher than 83% of your peers.

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! You are black and don't let anyone else tell you differently. You are a true P.I.M.P., the Muthafuggun' Bishop Don Juan! U betta watch yo self. Now you know why you can't get a cab,... Read more

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