Their result for The Male Porn Star Name Test ...

HAYWOOD JABLOWME

You got a very studly ###!

Wow, you're quite the talented one eh? Every girl wanted a piece of you in one way or another and you did more than "rise to the occasion". This name is a personal favorite of mine so use it proudly!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • squirts Distribution

    They scored 65% on squirts, higher than 82% of your peers.

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GEORGE W. BUSH

Funny enough your name already sounds like it's from a porno. You like to drop big bombs to help compensate for something else, I'M TALKING ABOUT DOWNTOWN! :-P Read more

BEN DOVER

Just made the cut I see. Well it's better than below 0 (believe me, you'd rather not be in that category). More than likely you're still new at the game and could have potential for bigger things. May... Read more

JACK MEHOFF

A formidable player in the art of pleasure without a doubt. Although there are better stars out there, you'd be a good candidate for "Best Supporting Schlong" for sure. Keep on doing your thang, crank... Read more

HAYWOOD JABLOWME

Wow, you're quite the talented one eh? Every girl wanted a piece of you in one way or another and you did more than "rise to the occasion". This name is a personal favorite of mine so use it proudly! Read more

BUSTER HYMEN

Ladies don't know whether to be shaking out of their panties or their boots. You're well known for getting carried away for the sake of looking good on camera. As long as there are no Tom Jones/Elvira... Read more

*** DIRK DIGGLER ***

You are the legend from Boogie Nights himself! Porno directors from all over the country want your slammin' salami in all their films. Well done kiddo, just lay off the drugs and you'll still be a roc... Read more

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