The Random Object from My Desk Test

All possible test results

Light up Frodo cup

good job on being my favorite party cup! you have magical light up base that is lost in my kitchen some place. a few months ago you had some water in you and never washed you out or moved you. I do m... Read more

Mango Nectar

you are the stupid Mango flavored Goya nectar empty can. you were a bad flavor to begin with and i never really liked you. now you just sit on the back of my desk waiting to be destroyed! you are prob... Read more

Pacifico Beer!

hurray! you are my Pacifico beer. soo good and tasty with a lime... you give me a great buzz. you will soon be empty and will be placed with your empty brothers. there you will sit until I decide i n... Read more

spray butter

you are the strangest object on my desk. somehow you always sneak up here and sit around. then i miss you when i need a little toast or popcorn! such a strange little invention but soon full of liquid... Read more

Orange chapstick

oh lookie, you are my chapstick! you belong all over my lips even though you are such a strange odd color. you are small and compact and that is why the cat keeps knocking you onto the ground. plea... Read more

LaChoy sauce

people see you and they say "wtf". you are soy sauce and you are sitting out on my computer desk. I don't care what what people say, you are great on rice and in stir fry. Some day I'll move you back... Read more