The Voight-Kampff Replicant Detector Test

All possible test results

Too Dumb To Measure

You're too stupid to evaluate with the Voight-Kampff test; you should be taken into custody and your DNA examined to determine if you belong in a home for the disabled or in the glue factory. Either ... Read more

Nexus 1-3 and knows!

You're an old, obsolete model, in the range of Nexus 1 through 3... and somehow that primitive brain-pudding of yours has _realized_ that you are a replicant. That's odd; you can barely count as self... Read more

Nexus 4, unaware.

You're a relatively recent model; a Nexus 4, or possibly an early 5; definitely not a 6. And you're unaware that you are a replicant. You might get retired, or might get returned to the factory... Read more

Nexus 4, aware!

You're a replicant. Probably a Nexus 4, or an early 5, definitely not a 6. And somehow you've realized you're a replicant. What clued you in? We'd like to know. You're not really designed to f... Read more

Nexus 5, unaware

You are a Nexus 5 unit; you have some of the mimectic code necessary to emulate emotion but it is not well integrated and your overall intellectual processing capability is unduly interfered with. Yo... Read more

Nexus 5, aware!

You're a late-model Nexus 5 and you're aware that you're a replicant. Sorry, dude, but this is the end of the line for you. You're smart enough to realize what you are,and too smart to go back t... Read more

Nexus 6, unaware

You're a late-model Nexus 6, but are unaware of it. You are capable of interacting with and passing for a human; the worst they might think of you as "a bit emotionally detached" but you get your wor... Read more

Nexus 6, aware!

You're a Nexus 6 replicant, and you _know_ it. You're about to make that one last gamble, to see if you can break the neck of that blade runner across the table from you before he can get his gun out... Read more

Innocent / Child

You're human, but not particularly smart... maybe you're just young, maybe you're just not very bright. The Blade Runner won't hurt you, but you better get some street smarts FAST or something else o... Read more

Human but suspicious

You're a relatively inexperienced human - and you're either a criminal, a paranoid, or you think you might be a replicant! Yes, that happens. You're human but for some reason you think you're ... Read more

Normal Human

You're a human adult. No problem there. You scored normal in the fast and slow emotional responses, in intellectual capability, and didn't try to evade or mislead us. Do you know why we stopped ... Read more

Paranoid Human

You're a human adult- but you're paranoid- perhaps you harbor a sneaking suspicion that you _are_ a replicant! Don't worry, you aren't. You're normal and intelligent; you just need to chill a l... Read more

Schizophrenic Human

You're human, but you're starting to show some signs of mental illness that is causing you to rethink / replay the environment in ways that might trick a lesser test. No, you have nothing to fear... Read more

Mentally Ill

You're biologically human, but you've got some underlying mental illnes that is causing your perception of the world to "stutter" and jerk. Oh- and since you noticed this, a creeping suspicion that y... Read more

Borderline Nuts

You're human, and you're smart. That's the good news. The bad news is that you're emotionally ill and you are in need of some help. Possibly a good therapist can straighten you out; possibly yo... Read more

Human, losing it...

The good news is you're human and you're intelligent. The bad news is that you are going rather insane. As in paranoid delusions - that you _are_ a replicant. Please be calm. You are _not_ a re... Read more