Their result for The Which Evil Corporation Are You Test ...

Starbucks

58% personality, 30% politics/class, 71% intelligence

You're a Starbucks whore. Spread those lips.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • personality Distribution

    They scored 58% on personality, higher than 26% of your peers.

  • politics/class Distribution

    They scored 30% on politics/class, higher than 13% of your peers.

  • intelligence Distribution

    They scored 71% on intelligence, higher than 12% of your peers.

All possible test results

Amazon.com

You're an Amazonian. You wouldn't know a good deal if it smacked you on the ass. Read more

Starbucks

You're a Starbucks whore. Spread those lips. Read more

Nestlé

You're Nestlélicious! You make chocolate, but you make water, too. Together, you and Google will own the world. Read more

Hewlett-Packard

You're a Hewlett-Packard. Basically a nobody. Read more

eBay

You're an eAger eBayer. I bet you like sex. Read more

Sony

You're Sony's mistress. You killed music. Read more

Halliburton

You're a Halliburton harlot. You know why. Read more

Microsoft

You're going down on Microsoft as we speak. But it's okay. We all are. (Except Steve, of course.) Read more

Dell

Dude! You're a Dell! You're probably terrible in bed. Read more

McDonald's

You're Ronald McDonald's illegitimate child. You wear candy cane leggings. Read more

Google

You're a Googler. You will take over the world someday. Read more

Apple

You're an Apple. But at least you're unique. (Just like everybody else.) Read more

Volkswagen

You're a VW groupie. Lucky you. Read more

Sprint

You're Sprinting. Find something new. Read more

Shell

You're a Shell belle. You probably spent some time in their bathrooms on your way to the top. Read more

Wal-Mart

You're a Wal-Martian. Repent! Before it's too late! Read more

Pfizer

You're a Pfizer. You have a serious drug problem. Read more

AT&T

You have AT&T. Seek medical care at once. Read more

Johnson & Johnson

You're Johnson. And Johnson! You enjoy the innuendo. Read more

General Motors

You're General Motors' daughter. You'd sell yourself at any price. Read more

Boeing

You're Boeing. Too bad they don't specialize in sex. Read more

Home Depot

You're Homer D. Poe. You probably like tools. If not, you probably are one. Read more

Coca-Cola

You're a Cokehead. Period. Read more

Best Buy

You're a Best Buy. You like things BIG and EXPENSIVE. You might live in Texas. Read more

General Electric

You're General Electric. People like you, but you still have too much money. Read more

Citi

You're a Citishitter. No one likes you. You have too much money. Read more

Disney

Your middle name is Disney. Your corruption knows no bounds. Read more

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