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Their result for The Which Evil Corporation Are You Test ...


59% personality, 37% politics/class, 76% intelligence

You're a Starbucks whore. Spread those lips.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • personality Distribution

    They scored 59% on personality, higher than 32% of your peers.

  • politics/class Distribution

    They scored 37% on politics/class, higher than 62% of your peers.

  • intelligence Distribution

    They scored 76% on intelligence, higher than 27% of your peers.

All possible test results


You're an Amazonian. You wouldn't know a good deal if it smacked you on the ass. Read more


You're a Starbucks whore. Spread those lips. Read more


You're Nestlélicious! You make chocolate, but you make water, too. Together, you and Google will own the world. Read more


You're a Hewlett-Packard. Basically a nobody. Read more


You're an eAger eBayer. I bet you like sex. Read more


You're Sony's mistress. You killed music. Read more


You're a Halliburton harlot. You know why. Read more


You're going down on Microsoft as we speak. But it's okay. We all are. (Except Steve, of course.) Read more


Dude! You're a Dell! You're probably terrible in bed. Read more


You're Ronald McDonald's illegitimate child. You wear candy cane leggings. Read more


You're a Googler. You will take over the world someday. Read more


You're an Apple. But at least you're unique. (Just like everybody else.) Read more


You're a VW groupie. Lucky you. Read more


You're Sprinting. Find something new. Read more


You're a Shell belle. You probably spent some time in their bathrooms on your way to the top. Read more


You're a Wal-Martian. Repent! Before it's too late! Read more


You're a Pfizer. You have a serious drug problem. Read more


You have AT&T. Seek medical care at once. Read more

Johnson & Johnson

You're Johnson. And Johnson! You enjoy the innuendo. Read more

General Motors

You're General Motors' daughter. You'd sell yourself at any price. Read more


You're Boeing. Too bad they don't specialize in sex. Read more

Home Depot

You're Homer D. Poe. You probably like tools. If not, you probably are one. Read more


You're a Cokehead. Period. Read more

Best Buy

You're a Best Buy. You like things BIG and EXPENSIVE. You might live in Texas. Read more

General Electric

You're General Electric. People like you, but you still have too much money. Read more


You're a Citishitter. No one likes you. You have too much money. Read more


Your middle name is Disney. Your corruption knows no bounds. Read more

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