The Which Evil Corporation Are You Test
Their result for The Which Evil Corporation Are You Test ...
Hewlett-Packard
56% personality, 53% politics/class, 60% intelligence
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 56% on personality, higher than 19% of your peers.
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They scored 53% on politics/class, higher than 99% of your peers.
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They scored 60% on intelligence, higher than 3% of your peers.
All possible test results
Amazon.com
You're an Amazonian. You wouldn't know a good deal if it smacked you on the ass. Read more
Starbucks
You're a Starbucks whore. Spread those lips. Read more
Nestlé
You're Nestlélicious! You make chocolate, but you make water, too. Together, you and Google will own the world. Read more
Hewlett-Packard
You're a Hewlett-Packard. Basically a nobody. Read more
eBay
You're an eAger eBayer. I bet you like sex. Read more
Sony
You're Sony's mistress. You killed music. Read more
Halliburton
You're a Halliburton harlot. You know why. Read more
Microsoft
You're going down on Microsoft as we speak. But it's okay. We all are. (Except Steve, of course.) Read more
Dell
Dude! You're a Dell! You're probably terrible in bed. Read more
McDonald's
You're Ronald McDonald's illegitimate child. You wear candy cane leggings. Read more
You're a Googler. You will take over the world someday. Read more
Apple
You're an Apple. But at least you're unique. (Just like everybody else.) Read more
Volkswagen
You're a VW groupie. Lucky you. Read more
Sprint
You're Sprinting. Find something new. Read more
Shell
You're a Shell belle. You probably spent some time in their bathrooms on your way to the top. Read more
Wal-Mart
You're a Wal-Martian. Repent! Before it's too late! Read more
Pfizer
You're a Pfizer. You have a serious drug problem. Read more
AT&T
You have AT&T. Seek medical care at once. Read more
Johnson & Johnson
You're Johnson. And Johnson! You enjoy the innuendo. Read more
General Motors
You're General Motors' daughter. You'd sell yourself at any price. Read more
Boeing
You're Boeing. Too bad they don't specialize in sex. Read more
Home Depot
You're Homer D. Poe. You probably like tools. If not, you probably are one. Read more
Coca-Cola
You're a Cokehead. Period. Read more
Best Buy
You're a Best Buy. You like things BIG and EXPENSIVE. You might live in Texas. Read more
General Electric
You're General Electric. People like you, but you still have too much money. Read more
Citi
You're a Citishitter. No one likes you. You have too much money. Read more
Disney
Your middle name is Disney. Your corruption knows no bounds. Read more
