Their result for The Would You Be Happy With Jake Test ...

Where have you been?

There is a 83% chance we would make great lovers.

Well all the pieces seem to be in place. I wouldn't upset you too much, you wouldn't upset me too much. We're both bat shit crazy and smarter than most (if not all) of our friends. More than likely if we had that spark during "real life" dates and what not we would end up in a long term relationship that satisfied us both in all ways. If the sight of me doing The Robot hasn't scared you off, feel free to message me.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Compatibility Distribution

    They scored 83% on Compatibility, higher than 40% of your peers.

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The Court Case

If you scored this low it's highly likely that if we're in the same room long enough I'll either end up choking you to death (in a completely angry and non-sexual way) which will end me to prison. I d... Read more

Future Ex-Girlfriend

We could probably have a decent relationship together for a few weeks or months. The problem is we could only deal with so many arguments and such. We'd realize that we would have been better off to s... Read more

Where have you been?

Well all the pieces seem to be in place. I wouldn't upset you too much, you wouldn't upset me too much. We're both bat shit crazy and smarter than most (if not all) of our friends. More than likely i... Read more

Love?

If you scored this high what the fuck are you waiting for? I mean, unless you cheated or just picked the answers you thought I'd like to hear most. In that case you're a cunt, but I still kind of like... Read more

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