The Homeless Test

All possible test results

The Wealthy Citizen

Congratulations, son, you are least likely to be a hobo. In fact, you possibly are one of those well-to-do, classy types who have a big house with a pool, a Mercedes and a lucrative job. You w... Read more

Hobo Extraordinaire

You are literally the king of the beggars. Your achievements are the stuff of city legends, whispered by the wind (and by drunk companions). You can even get the average people to do your bidd... Read more

Seasoned Old Bum

You've spent most of your life without a home, wandering from place to place. You are no stranger to the booze, tobacco, and have the knacks to survive a harsh, demanding enviroment, cold, hun... Read more

No Hobo..but..

Although you aren't classified as a beggar, you seem to have slight tendencies that propel your fate towards homelessness. Take care! Be sure to cut down on your drinking and smoking habits, m... Read more

Hobo Erectus

You are either homeless, or you have the necessary skills to become one. You aren't the sharpest knife in the drawers, but you are learning the tricks of the "trade" slowly, piece by piece. If... Read more

Slumdog

Most likely you were born and raised in a ghetto, having a disfunctional family and about six siblings. Your actions and your circumstances did not permit you to climb the rank ladder, and you... Read more

The Average Man

You are definitely a normal person who isn't in danger of becoming homeless, though your financial and social situation and/or your preferences could use some tuning. Perhaps you are a hard worker w... Read more

Beggar

You are certainly a vagabond, though it is unclear to what extent. Your deeds will not be passed down in tales, as you never stood out from your fellow beggars. Maybe you will freeze after a g... Read more