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Gears of Love

You have a 85% tolerance towards robots and 60% wit that robots will love

You're sexy, confident, and you need a robot reeeaaal bad. Everytime you had a human significant other, you wished their nipples were sprockets. You want your date to rub you with motor oil, not baby oil.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Robot Tolerance Distribution

    They scored 85% on Robot Tolerance, higher than 86% of your peers.

  • Robot Wit Distribution

    They scored 60% on Robot Wit, higher than 54% of your peers.

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