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Jack Kerouac

63 % Survivability

You are a jewel of chaos who transforms those around you making them unable to resist evolution. Your ideas permeate the air and affect nearby animals and flora forcing them to howl at the moon( as flora can oft do). You do not need more hippy-drugs, but rather your brain fluids could be dried and scraped and smoked to send the user/abuser into quixotic states of unknown super-funk never to return.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Survivability Distribution

    They scored 63% on Survivability, higher than 69% of your peers.

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