The Super Zombie Survival Test

All possible test results

Zombie Feed

Honestly, I'd be surprised if you made it past the first zombie you encountered... Read more

Ricecake for Brains

You may be a simpering coward who barely comprehends the equation 'zombies=bad', but your ability to be at the right place at the right time may almost save your ass....almost. Read more

Zombie Feed

You may have the incredible luck of being in the right place at the right time, but you're inability to figure out 'What's next?' and your lack of courage to implement any plan you accidentally come u... Read more

Rocky Mtn. Oysters

You're the type to charge in guns blazing and save the day...unfortunately, you're not smart enough to think about your actions and in the end your reckless attitude will get you eaten. Read more

Tough Cookie

You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but your cojones and bit of luck at least gives you the advantage of being helpful to the group until you finally get yourself bitten... Read more

Ricecake for Brains

You may be lucky enough and courageous enough to be in the right place at the right time, unfortunately you don't have the sense to figure out what to do once you're there...and the zombies will take ... Read more

Rocky Mtn. Oysters

There's no question you have more than your lion's share of courage, but it just wasn't enough...maybe take a minute or two to think things through next time... Read more

Ricecake for Brains

If you had just a little more luck and a lot more intelligence, you would have made it. As it is...you've got the balls to do anything, just not the smarts to figure it out all the way... Read more

You Made It!

You pulled through by the skin of your brass balls and being in the right place at the right time! If you stopped to think about anything, you sure didn't show it...I wouldn't recommend going back; yo... Read more

Chicken Licken

You've got everything figured out, unfortunately you don't have the courage or the right place to implement your ideas. If you can hook up with some macho types, you may be ok...but likely you'll die ... Read more

Brain Food

You're a little smarter and a little luckier than your average bear, but you're too scared to do anything! If you're discovered by a large group or some Rambo types, you'll make it...otherwise you'll ... Read more

Chicken Licken

You may be a snivelling coward, but you know the right place to be, and you're just smart enough to get there...unfortunately, without anyone to follow, you're just another Chicken dinner for Mr. Zomb... Read more

Tough Cookie

You bright enough and brave enough to get through this...if you weren't the unluckiest person ever...If you can get with someone that knows where to go, you'll be ok...but really, with 80% of the popu... Read more

Fast Food!

You have that wonderful blend of courage, luck and smarts that could get you through....but I wouldn't exactly count on it Read more

You Made It!

You've got the balls and you've got the smarts...although if it wasn't for that extra bit of luck and coincedence, you'd be toast. Read more

Tough Cookie

You're bright enough and brave enough to get through this...if you weren't the unluckiest person ever...If you can get with someone that knows where to go, you'll be ok...but really, with 80% of the p... Read more

You Made It!

You've got the brains and you know where to be, but if it weren't for that coating of brass you've got on your cojones, you'd be dead meat. Read more

You Made It!

You may not as bright as sunlight, but you're courageous and lucky enough to be at the right place at the right time and that definitely pulled you through! Read more

Chicken Licken

You've may be a long standing member of MENSA, but unfortunately you don't have the courage or the right place to implement your ideas. If you can hook up with some macho types, you may be ok...but li... Read more

Chicken Licken

You may be a snivelling coward, but you know the right place to be, and you're definitely smart enough to get there...unfortunately, without anyone to follow, you're just another Chicken dinner for Mr... Read more

You Made It!

You may look to the Cowardly Lion as an extremely brave guy, but your smarts and your uncanny ability to be in the right place at the right time has ensured your survival. Good Job, Chicken! Read more

Tough Cookie

You bright enough and brave enough to get through this...if you weren't the unluckiest person ever...If you can get with someone that knows where to go, you'll be ok...but really, with 80% of the popu... Read more

You Made It!

You're pretty brave and know where to go, but if it weren't for that 120-watt bulb on top, you'd be Zombie Chow. Read more

You Made It!

You're one smart cookie, and you know where to go...if not for that, you'd probably be hiding in a closet somewhere-you may not be Zombie Chow, but you'd starve to death in a few days anyway... Read more

You Made It!

If you needed apples at the store, you'd go to the deli. In other words, you're completely lost! It's not an issue though, when brainpower and sheer courage make up for it you'll pull through... Read more

You Made It!

You may not always know where to go, but you know what to do when you get there and you've got the balls to charge in and get it done! Good job saving your ass! Read more

Zombie Hero!

You've got that exceptional blend where you're smart enough, ballsy enough, and lucky enough to get through with flying colors. You'll probably be elected leader in the post-zombieclypse world and it ... Read more