Their result for The Are You Nerd/Cool To The Max? Test ...

Sit, Stay, Roll Over

Congratulations! You scored ###%!

Ugh. How pathetic. Please tell me that you were drunk while taking the test or at least that you're a cat mashing about on the keyboard. Yunno, if you scored in a slightly higher percentile category, I would help you with your obviously glaring un-coolness problem, but no, I'm just gonna shake my head and make condescending 'tsk tsk tsk' noises. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson here. If you're not one to heed lessons, please, do us all a favour and either play in traffic or get food poisoning. Thanks.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • McNuggets Distribution

    They scored 18% on McNuggets, higher than 31% of your peers.

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Sit, Stay, Roll Over

Ugh. How pathetic. Please tell me that you were drunk while taking the test or at least that you're a cat mashing about on the keyboard. Yunno, if you scored in a slightly higher percentile category... Read more

Ugly Monkey

Woah, there! Not a big fan of conciousness or good taste, now are we? Tsk tsk. That's a shame. Well, you've caught me in a particularly good mood - I'll help you out. Go out, buy some Janis Joplin... Read more

Almost there, Fifi.

Wellity, Wellity, Wellity. I'm rather impressed. You're part of that shifty clique that pride themselves in being pretty darn sly and tasteful, but, not enough to draw major attention to themselves. ... Read more

Champ, not Chimp

Hot Monkey Shingles! You're as cool as Mexifro33! Pat yourself on the back, the front, the side, whatever you please. You're clearly the Captain of the 'S.S. Aww Yah, Baby'. No doubt you've encounte... Read more

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