Their result for The Are You Nerd/Cool To The Max? Test ...

Ugly Monkey

Congratulations! You scored ###%!

Woah, there! Not a big fan of conciousness or good taste, now are we? Tsk tsk. That's a shame. Well, you've caught me in a particularly good mood - I'll help you out. Go out, buy some Janis Joplin, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, and Johnny Cash albums. Listen to them, memorize them, cherish them. Next, start reading newspapers, textbooks, novels, magazines(you can read, right?). Throw away all your pre-faded jeans, bellbottoms, construction boots (unless you're a construction worker), and your 'ironic' trucker hats. See? Some good taste doesn't hurt. Keep working on it, you'll soon power your own starship into the orbit of So Totally Being Cool, like Mexifro33.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • McNuggets Distribution

    They scored 40% on McNuggets, higher than 97% of your peers.

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Sit, Stay, Roll Over

Ugh. How pathetic. Please tell me that you were drunk while taking the test or at least that you're a cat mashing about on the keyboard. Yunno, if you scored in a slightly higher percentile category... Read more

Ugly Monkey

Woah, there! Not a big fan of conciousness or good taste, now are we? Tsk tsk. That's a shame. Well, you've caught me in a particularly good mood - I'll help you out. Go out, buy some Janis Joplin... Read more

Almost there, Fifi.

Wellity, Wellity, Wellity. I'm rather impressed. You're part of that shifty clique that pride themselves in being pretty darn sly and tasteful, but, not enough to draw major attention to themselves. ... Read more

Champ, not Chimp

Hot Monkey Shingles! You're as cool as Mexifro33! Pat yourself on the back, the front, the side, whatever you please. You're clearly the Captain of the 'S.S. Aww Yah, Baby'. No doubt you've encounte... Read more

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