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Career Picketer

Some people think you’re eternally drunk, and some people think you’re just plain out of your bloody mind. But no matter what they say, no matter how loudly they say it, you’re still out there with your picket sign, asking the public to impeach Kennedy or vote against the alien invasion.

The mystery lies in the fact that you’re always out there, seemingly picketing twenty-four hours a day. No one has seen you eat, drink, or sleep. You are inhuman. And if you were to dress a little better and take a shower once in a while, you might be thought of as awesome as well.

All social weirdness aside, you are committed to a cause, you have the durability and drive to work for that cause, and you might be a god (which would explain how you don’t need to sleep or work to pay the rent). The right turn of a phrase to a passer-by, and you’ll be getting laid.

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Badassness Distribution

    They scored 79% on Badassness, higher than 34% of your peers.

  • Social Savvy Distribution

    They scored 29% on Social Savvy, higher than 11% of your peers.

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