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Janitor

You scored 60% work ethic and 13% dickery!

Janitor's get a bum rap. How often have you seen a surly janitor? Not often, I'll bet. And you guys have it rough. Mopping floors, cleaning toilets, washing windows -- it's a lot of work. Society needs you and you happily shuffle around in the background, being ignored by the soccer moms while you clean up their brats' puke. Kudos to you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 60% on work ethic, higher than 37% of your peers.
They scored 13% on dickery, higher than 32% of your peers.

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