The What Drug Are You? Test

All possible test results

Hairspray

You are inexperienced but curious about drugs. Not knowing the right people to score them from, you sometimes resort to huffing your parents can of hairspray. Recommended course of action is to learn ... Read more

Beer

You aren't unusual in your habits and still have many drugs to do. You are common in your experiences, and don't stray much from a night of good old fashioned intoxication thanks to our good friend be... Read more

Crack

You've tried the harder stuff and you've liked it, but you still are a bit clueless as to what you are doing. You will resort to trying crack simply because it is available. Read more

Mushrooms

You enjoy getting fucked up, and after getting bored of the same old shit with alcohol and pot you add on the fun stuff and watch as everything moves around you. A thousand voices are speaking in your... Read more

Acid

Not the blotter shit, you are the fucking vile my friend. You know how to have a good time, and after making the perfect drug cocktail you begin tripping the fuck out. You become what we all dream of ... Read more