The Mad Misanthrope
I don't know what happened to make you the monster you've become, but it must have been "oh shit, they killed your entire family" bad. Maybe you were once the The Vengeful, but after you killed everyone on your list (and their families, and their friends, and that guy that once delivered them mail), you went mad.
Then you went to live alone in a house at the top of a hill that all the neighborhood children threw eggs at, but you were forced to relocate after the all the children disappeared and their skeletons were found in your backyard.
Now you live in a cave. You have no minions, you ate them all. You have no friends, you don't even remember what happened to them, or if you had any to begin with. Enemies? Well, you consider everyone to be your enemy, but no one considers you their enemy--you're too crazy!
You live out your days waiting for lone hikers to stumble into one of your traps so you can drag them back to your lair and torture them.
I would tell you to be more careful and try and stay under the radar, but you might skin me alive. You are most likely to be killed by an angry mob.
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