Who's a cwwaazy viwwain? That's right, you're craaaaazy--but you're crazy with a cause! And you're happy with who you are as well. People are likely to smile when they see you--if you don't have blood dripping from your mouth. And if they're one of your many devoted subjects, they might smile anyway!
Despite your proclivities toward inexplicable acts of violence, you have no problem gathering followers. You might consider becoming a cult leader, but then, with your vision and infectious enthusiasm, you can do almost anything you want.
You have many followers, many minions, few enemies, and a close group of people who really care about you and have appointed themselves your advisers. You should really listen to them, because they will keep you out of trouble. Remember Crazycakes: sometimes there's more to life than ripping people apart limb to limb--sometimes, you have to gather all the pieces and bury them.
You are most likely to be killed by your own mother who suffocates you in your sleep for the good of humanity. But don't worry! Your loyal subjects will rip her to shreds in their grief as soon as they discover the deed.
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