The Acolyte.

As an acolyte, you have been initiated into the Mysteries of the Faith. To me, the biggest Mystery is how someone could think up the vow of celibacy, but I digress. Acolytes know many of the patron saints and are pretty keen on the various martyrdoms inflicted on the Fathers of the Church. You probably still have a life outside the realm of hagiology, unless the rest of your time is spent on OkCupid, you loser.

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The Diabolist.

You thought you were real funny with that "Hail Satan!" crack, didn't you? Well now you've achieved the rank of "Diabolist." You've sold your soul to the dark one in exchange for fabulous powers, such... Read more

The Heathen.

Have you ever read a evangelical Christian tract? On average, these little pamphlets are peopled by folks who have never even heard of Jesus, have no idea of the story of Christmas, etc. You are appar... Read more

The Catechumen.

The Catechumen is an initiate into the beautiful realm of hagiology. You've only just begun your studies, but your heart is pure and your imagination is fertile with notions of piety, unwavering faith... Read more

The Acolyte.

As an acolyte, you have been initiated into the Mysteries of the Faith. To me, the biggest Mystery is how someone could think up the vow of celibacy, but I digress. Acolytes know many of the patron sa... Read more

The Hierophant.

Behold the Hierophant! Shining paragon of virtue! Beacon of holy erudition! You've got your saints down pat, and you probably spend a good deal of your time telling people what saint they're named aft... Read more

The Son of God.

Wow. There's no two ways about it--either you're a horrendous cheat, or you're Jesus! In which case, you are pretty fond of doing miracles, a lot of which seem to involve fish. Fish is brain food, and... Read more

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