The Are you Enlightened? Test

All possible test results

You don't know Mu

You are very simple-minded. With enough study, you could manage to feed yourself. You have many lifetimes ahead of you at the rate you are going. Read more

You need help

Congratulations! You are at least as smart as a monkey, since randomly selected answers will give you at least this score. There is still hope for you, but probably not in this lifetime. Read more

Average

Your score was not bad, but it was not good either. You know enough to get at least some of the questions right, but you are still far from enlightenment. You'll probably become enlightened within 3... Read more

Almost there

You are soooooo close to enlightenment. You must break the confines of your logic to reach nirvana. Either that, or you just need a big bowl of chocolate ice cream. Read more

Enlightened

This test was too easy for you. You are on the path to enlightenment. However, I doubt taking a bunch of stupid tests on okcupid is the key to enlightenment. Try fishing or something. Read more