Lone Wolf Bullshit

Yours is the worst kind of bullshit. You'll happily point out all the ways the people around you are brainwashed, misled, confused, bandwagoning, deluded; evidently you are immune to all of this. My goodness! From whence came your mental invincibility? Yeah, definitely the regional bullshit depot. It is extremely unlikely that everybody but you is susceptible to groupthink, fucknugget. It's far more probable that everybody but you is willing to admit that they are. Face it. Your lifestyle indirectly supports animal cruelty, sweatshops, BGH, discrimination, totalitarianism, LiveJournal, American Idol, you name it: all those things from which you claim to have distanced yourself. The sooner you stop pretending you're a revolutionary iconoclast surrounded by idiots, the sooner you'll realize that life is not a Philip K. Dick novel. Then, who knows? You might even start to grow up.

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Total Bullshit

Yours really is the worst kind of bullshit: the boring kind. You bullshitted this test. You skipped questions, you answered dishonestly; you play-acted through my hard work like it was some kind of ai... Read more

Elitist Bullshit

Yours is the worst kind of bullshit. You've got yourself convinced that you're the earthly incarnation of all that is sophisticated, urbane and refined. Listen, twatbot. When you talk, I wonder if you... Read more

Dramatic Bullshit

Yours is the worst kind of bullshit. One of your favorite refrains is "I hate all this drama". And yet you're manufacturing it, you gibbering diva. You gossip like an elderly Basque matron. You nark l... Read more

Socialist Bullshit

Yours is the worst kind of bullshit. Don't consider this a political barb; it's merely a personal attack. Everyone knows you're an ideologue, asshole. You have not been appointed personal spokesman fo... Read more

Right Wing Bullshit

Yours is the worst kind of bullshit. You've got your head so far up your ass, your alimentary canal is becoming a Klein bottle. You conveniently ignore vast swaths of reality in order to support your ... Read more

Lone Wolf Bullshit

Yours is the worst kind of bullshit. You'll happily point out all the ways the people around you are brainwashed, misled, confused, bandwagoning, deluded; evidently you are immune to all of this. My g... Read more

Eccentric Bullshit

Yours is the worst kind of bullshit. Your forced and stilted absurdity is not quirky and charming, nor is it truly "random". In fact, you overuse the word "random". You're a pile of clichés, all fist... Read more

Provocative Bullshit

Yours is seriously the worst kind of bullshit. Your arrogance and pretension is off the fucking charts. You have this thing where you think people are shocked and offended by your crassn... Read more

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