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Elitist Bullshit

30% fabrication, 42% wankery, 47% hubris

Yours is the worst kind of bullshit. You've got yourself convinced that you're the earthly incarnation of all that is sophisticated, urbane and refined. Listen, twatbot. When you talk, I wonder if you draw a halo around your own head in Sharpie on the bathroom mirror. When you haughtily opine that this or that isn't worth your time, or that something your friends enjoy is middlebrow and coarse, you're not convincing anybody you're an intellectual or aesthetic cut above. Give your yammering mouth a rest and watch some television. Admit to yourself that there may be something that others people can teach you, something other people enjoy that you can share. Because until you do, you're gonna be a miserable prick. Happy trails!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • fabrication Distribution

    They scored 30% on fabrication, higher than 5% of your peers.

  • wankery Distribution

    They scored 42% on wankery, higher than 33% of your peers.

  • hubris Distribution

    They scored 47% on hubris, higher than 61% of your peers.

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