Their result for The Improved Bullshit Detector Test ...

Provocative Bullshit

52% fabrication, 57% wankery, 48% hubris

Yours is seriously the worst kind of bullshit. Your arrogance and pretension is off the fucking charts. You have this thing where you think people are shocked and offended by your crassness, vulgarity, yappy blustering, ostentatious "alternative" behavior...You know, all that stuff you do. It's not revolutionary. It's boring. It's desperate jockeying for attention, be it positive or negative. Your "lifestyle choices" are utterly banal and mundane. You're about as edgy as the wrong side of a five-dollar drugstore chef's knife. Real shock and offense is derived from fear, and you're not scaring anybody. You're too insecure for self-love, so let's call it self-obsession. Nobody buys your bullshit. Change your tune. Start from the beginning. If you're really creative enough to find a way to Shock and Offend people, then I'm behind you 100%. But if you find me behind you, the odds are that i'm there because there's less bullshit on that side. Good luck!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • fabrication Distribution

    They scored 52% on fabrication, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • wankery Distribution

    They scored 57% on wankery, higher than 94% of your peers.

  • hubris Distribution

    They scored 48% on hubris, higher than 64% of your peers.

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