Their result for The Improved Bullshit Detector Test ...

Right Wing Bullshit

54% fabrication, 42% wankery, 37% hubris

Yours is the worst kind of bullshit. You've got your head so far up your ass, your alimentary canal is becoming a Klein bottle. You conveniently ignore vast swaths of reality in order to support your outmoded, archaic jingoism. Whether or not you're right about an issue, you invent and fudge statistics so thoroughly that nobody takes you seriously anymore. You seem to think you're the appointed representative of the worldwide right. But you're just a fearful bullshitter, anxiously running his mouth in the hopes that he'll scare off those people who ask uncomfortable questions. Sieg heil, dickhead. You're full of shit. Shut up and listen to your compatriots who are saying actual things. You might learn something.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • fabrication Distribution

    They scored 54% on fabrication, higher than 83% of your peers.

  • wankery Distribution

    They scored 42% on wankery, higher than 33% of your peers.

  • hubris Distribution

    They scored 37% on hubris, higher than 23% of your peers.

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