Their result for The Teen Size Queen penis size Test ...

The Monster Meat

You scored 76 variable 1!

The Monster Meat - 7 1/2 to 8 Inches. Congratulations!! You have the Monster Meat! You have enough between your legs to satisfy a woman. You're the type of man most woman want to marry and the women you sleep with walk away satisfied after sex. You have enough cock to rock you womans world! Most woman only dream of a cock like yours, and never really get to experience sex with a real man like yourself. ***More Info*** To figure out how big you are (or how big your man is) take the exact number you scored on the test and drop a decimal between the two numbers. The first number is your inches and the second is how close you are to the next inch up. For example, a 48% would be 4.8 making you/him just over 4 and a half inches, or 72% would be 7.2 making you a tiny bit over 7 inches.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • variable 1 Distribution

    They scored 76% on variable 1, higher than 89% of your peers.

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