Ancient Byzantium

Chariot races! And very good wine!

 

We've placed you in Ancient Byzantium.

 

You were a bit difficult to place, because you love the profoundly human elements of romance and hedonism, but without all the fuss and bother of religion and philosophy. We almost placed you in ancient Rome, but eventually decided that would be just a bit too established and civilized for the likes of you.

 

Your world will be chaotic, beautiful and often unpredictably dangerous. This huge city, your birthright, offers exotic pleasures, impressive monuments and plenty of dark alleys. Oh, and it's ever so crowded.

 

Your answers indicate that you love intrigue and interaction with other humans, even if the mix includes the unpredictable, opportunistic type. In fact, you're probably one of the unpredictable, opportunistic types yourself. On the other hand, you don't give a fig for all that religion, education and technology stuff. It's all about the people! Well, do we ever have a city full of people for you! And every one of them has a fascinating story.

 

We hope you enjoy the press of humanity. Some press more nicely than others.

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