Their result for The which British town are you Test ...

Northampton

You scored 42Prosperity, 26 Chav!

Middler. You're doiong okay, got a bit of cash but you're a little bit chavvy as well aren't you? Umm?? Less self tanning and more literature in the evenings will set you straight.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Prosperity Distribution

    They scored 42% on Prosperity, higher than 95% of your peers.

  • Chav Distribution

    They scored 26% on Chav, higher than 82% of your peers.

All possible test results

Gwent

Admittedly, not a town but it's an accurate summary none the less. You're one of the least prosperous areas of the country but also the least likely to be an absolute scally cunt - and therefore less ... Read more

Middlesborough

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Aberdeen

On the up and not quite classy with it too. Read more

Northampton

Middler. You're doiong okay, got a bit of cash but you're a little bit chavvy as well aren't you? Umm?? Less self tanning and more literature in the evenings will set you straight. Read more

Anywhere in Wiltshir

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Tonbridge

Hello money bags/Telegraph reader. You're prosperous, no doubt about that. You work hard, enjoy nice things in life. Probably a bit of a right wing Tory nutcase, maybe uptight and in need of an aftern... Read more

Chelsea

Rich and probably classy, you make up the backbone of the English elite. The rangerover driving classes. You probably hunt too. Read more

Windsor

Rich but celebrity obessesed. If that wasn't bad enough you probably want to have sex wih the Queen. Just so you can say at your ludicrous dinner parties. Read more

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