The Perfect Customer

Dear God! The Perfect Customer! You should be cloned! The world needs more customers like you, O Perfect One. You should start a revolution. CSRs everywhere would demand a holiday in your name or at least effigies of your likeness would appear in breakrooms around the world. You would be canonized as the Patron Saint of Customer Service Representatives and your legend would live on forever. When you look in the mirror, you see a golden aura around your shining visage.

You are the kind of person that will leave your server a huge tip, even if s/he didn't deserve it. But remember: not all business people are looking out for your best interests. Stand up for your rights if you really feel you're getting the short end of the stick, but otherwise, you are the ideal.

Congratulations. It must feel great to rock as much as you do.

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The Perfect Customer

Dear God! The Perfect Customer! You should be cloned! The world needs more customers like you, O Perfect One. You should start a revolution. CSRs everywhere would demand a holiday in your name or... Read more

The Cool Customer

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