OkCupid | Take The Hangover Test

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Their result for The Hangover Test ...

Bitch.

You will be 58% sick, have a 56% headache, be 60% exhausted, and will have slept with a 56% ugly person.

You didn't do anything last night, did you? Go to work, bitch.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 58% on Nausea, higher than 98% of your peers.
They scored 56% on Headache, higher than 99% of your peers.
They scored 60% on Exhaustion, higher than 98% of your peers.
They scored 56% on Coyote-Date, higher than 62% of your peers.

All possible test results

Bitch.

You didn't do anything last night, did you? Go to work, bitch. Read more

Disgusting.

You woke up with an incest-dog on your shoulder. Good work. Read more

Exhausted.

You're waaay too tired to move. Read more

Disgustingly Tired

Just to make the fact that there's an incest dog in your bed worse, you're way too tired to move. Read more

Head explosion!

Massive headache. Don't move, your head might explode. Read more

So ugly it hurts

Just to make the fact that there's an incest dog in your bed worse, you have a massive headache. Read more

Painfully tired

Reeeeealy bad hangover. You can't move because you're too tired, but you don't want to anyway, as your head might explode. Read more

Tired, hurting & ew.

Just to make the fact that there's an incest dog in your bed worse, you're way too tired to move and you have a ridiculously bad headache. Read more

Ugly and vomit

Just to make the fact that there's an incest dog in your bed worse, you have to vomit in your pillowcase as your 'date' is overweight and you can't move to get to the bathroom. Read more

Sleepvomiting

You have to puke, but you're too tired to move. Don't choke. Read more

Oh God

Just to make the fact that there's an incest dog in your bed worse, you're way too tired to move, even to go puke your guts out. Ah well. Read more

Fucked

Adding to your massive headache is the pressure exerted on your head as you puke your guts out. Hooray! Read more

Just to make the fact that there's an incest dog in your bed worse, your headache is ridiculously bad. That and you have to puke like a madman, so the headache can only get worse from here. Good job ... Read more

Kill yourself now.

Oh man. Worst. Hangover. Ever. EVAR!!!! You drank that much and you couldn't pick up? Ppft. Read more

Fucked a fatty!

Oh sweet Jesus. You have the worst hangover of your life, complete with puking all over your dog, tv, and gerbil. In addition, your fat, incest date stole your wallet after you had sex all night. Read more

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