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Missionary

Finally, somebody normal. Congratulations, you are the "Missionary" position. You know what this is, I'm not going to even explain it. You aren't predominately kinky, submissive or aggressive. You are fairly normal in life and normal in the sack too. You probably had a normal family life. You are family oriented and enjoy being a relationship. Either you are the missionary position or you are a virgin and taking this test. Either way, you are a normal person that doesn't enjoy jam donuts or being peed on. Pat yourself on the back, pal! 

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Aggressive Distribution

    They scored -1% on Aggressive, higher than 10% of your peers.

  • Submissive Distribution

    They scored 10% on Submissive, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • Extroverted Distribution

    They scored 3% on Extroverted, higher than 38% of your peers.

  • Kinky Distribution

    They scored 0% on Kinky, higher than 15% of your peers.

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Missionary

Finally, somebody normal. Congratulations, you are the "Missionary" position. You know what this is, I'm not going to even explain it. You aren't predominately kinky, submissive o... Read more

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