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The Pasadena Mudslide

3% Aggressive, 0% Submissive, 6% Extroverted and 15% Kinky!

I'm not even going to say "Congratulations!" on this one. But nevertheless, you are The Pasadena Mudslide. The act of defecating on a woman's breasts while you straddle her face for fellatio. I'm not going to even lie, this is gross and I hope that you don't really do this in real life. However, I just picked this name. You could be anything like, "The Cleveland Steamer, Golden Showers, Dirty Sanchez, Jam Donut". If you don't like that, then pick any other hugely kinky name. Anything equally as gross. To put it simply, you are kinky as hell. "You love to try new things and aren't afraid to act out your sexual inhibitions". You would be great for BDSM. 

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Aggressive Distribution

    They scored 3% on Aggressive, higher than 44% of your peers.

  • Submissive Distribution

    They scored 0% on Submissive, higher than 23% of your peers.

  • Extroverted Distribution

    They scored 6% on Extroverted, higher than 66% of your peers.

  • Kinky Distribution

    They scored 15% on Kinky, higher than 97% of your peers.

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