Total Slut Bitch

Alot of people misunderstand sluts. They think of them as crazed nymphomaniacs. But I know how you got the way you did. As a little girl you wanted to be Cinderella. You wanted a prince charming to make you feel like a princess. So you fell in love with a dude that made you feel like that for a while then it kinda died down. You stayed with him until a new guy came along that for some reason made you feel like you used to. Well to hell with the old boring guy, you want a fresh breath of air. This goes on and on till you been with so many people you cant remember them all. Guys have probably written your name and number on bathroom walls. In fact, being with you is alot like sitting on a warm toilet seat, you cant help but wonder who was there before you.

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Shallow Bitch

You are probably a blonde or dye your hair blonde. You like to shop and probably go at least once a week. You were poor growing up and feel the need to fit in. You have friends that you only talk to w... Read more

Whiney Bitch

You are the most annoying type of bitch. I often wonder why anybody puts up with your shit. Most likley its because of your vagina. Personally I prefer to jack-off than put up with someone like you. M... Read more

Total Slut Bitch

Alot of people misunderstand sluts. They think of them as crazed nymphomaniacs. But I know how you got the way you did. As a little girl you wanted to be Cinderella. You wanted a prince charming to m... Read more

Crack Whore Bitch

You are a total phenomenom. You want to have your cake and eat it too. You are the type of girl who sleeps around and blames it on something your man did wrong. But you know damn well you are just try... Read more

Valley Girl Bitch

You think your shit doesnt stink but trust me it does. If it didnt, they wouldnt call it shit. You have a serious shopping problem and have many credit cards. You dont worry about it too much because ... Read more

Super Bitch

How do girls like you exsist? Is there some secret society of bitches that only a select few know about? Spoiled as a child you have honed your evil powers to super human levels. You manipulate everyo... Read more

Needy Bitch

Sometimes considered as a carpenter's dream: flat as a board and easy to nail. You are the kind of bitch most guys like. Most likley a stripper, you like the attention and the fact that you can get ni... Read more

The Ultimate Bitch

If bitches were like dynamite, you'd be a fucking nuclear warhead. You are the Godzilla of whores, wrecking every man who has ever cared about you. How did you get this way? I garauntee every one of y... Read more

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