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Richard Worley

You are 44 %Treasurer, have 69% Seafairability, crave 35% Bloodlusting, and lust 34% in Wenchwanting!

Captain Worley, it's very impressive that a simple cabin boy could move up in the ranks to commandeer two new ships and a crew of 25, but even so, you never ransacked one treasure hold, you never pillaged a village, and you never visited the wenches (I'll forget about those rumours of your relationship with your first mate...). And while you went down fighting, you lost. Your skills as a true blue pirate are seriously lacking, and while you are a compitant sailor and captain, you never really inspired the fear, greediness, and sexual arousement that most pirates do. Maybe cruise ship captain is more up your street...

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Treasurer Distribution

    They scored 44% on Treasurer, higher than 13% of your peers.

  • Seafairability Distribution

    They scored 69% on Seafairability, higher than 68% of your peers.

  • Bloodlusting Distribution

    They scored 35% on Bloodlusting, higher than 30% of your peers.

  • Wenchwanting Distribution

    They scored 34% on Wenchwanting, higher than 62% of your peers.

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