Their result for The Mystically Mediocre Prophecies Test ...

You'll Be Layin' Low

You scored 35 severed limbs, 47 hope, and 42 peace of mind!

And probably very, very bored. Or crazy. Take your pick, Roxie. Really, this result is open-ended because of the nature of your responses. They were low overall, meaning that you either have no personality or life of any kind or you were lying. Perhaps you are extremely disturbed or catatonic. I think you lied.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • severed limbs Distribution

    They scored 35% on severed limbs, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • hope Distribution

    They scored 47% on hope, higher than 25% of your peers.

  • peace of mind Distribution

    They scored 42% on peace of mind, higher than 13% of your peers.

All possible test results

You'll Be Layin' Low

And probably very, very bored. Or crazy. Take your pick, Roxie. Really, this result is open-ended because of the nature of your responses. They were low overall, meaning that you either have no person... Read more

Mmm Contentment

You may not be a wild grape, but you are comfortable... or at least, sane. Yay God. You probably don't have any STDs, either. The world is your oyster. Go get hepatitis. Read more

Low Risk Hopeful

You hold much promise, m'dear. May be inexperienced at life. May not have seriously injured yourself. May never will. Be here now, man, and bathe in the oneness which is within yourself, knowing that ... Read more

Straight Groovy

Well. Not many severed limbs here. Your future is bright, blue, and abundant. Just have fun, pace yourself, and GO GET 'EM TIGER! Read more

Paraplegic

Perhaps your future lies... in pieces. Maybe it's the stress. Maybe it's the whoring. Maybe it is none of these things. You are probably an edgey person who lives life in a healthy, mediocre way. Even... Read more

Suicide Ride

You're down. You live a life of reality, taking risks and knowing that you can never go back. That is why you probably don't worry about things too much, as indicated by your high peace of mind score.... Read more

Tumult Baby

Future looks hopeful, considering your bad choices. Pour a lil cuervo and reminisce while the war rages outside. Or alternatively, PONIES. Read more

OBLITERATION

Wow. Amarzin'. Just amarzin'! You are on the crazy train to Hell, and you abso-fucking-lutely love it, don't you? Well YOU SHOULD. Your future is grim and ominous, looming on the horizon. [Hey, not ev... Read more

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