The Which Internet Dork Are You Test

All possible test results

The Loner

It's too bad you never outgrew Star Wars, The Smurfs and your imaginary friends (who never really liked you either). You're destined to a life of lonely cookouts. But don't fret, you get to eat all t... Read more

Group Dork

You aren't any specific dork. But you are sure to get along with the group depicted below. That give you two choices in life. 1) Kill yourself or 2) Kill everyone else in the world. But seriously, th... Read more

Party Dork

It's too bad summer is almost over as of writing this test. I mean, that puts an end to your social activities for another 6 months. I mean, sure, there are parties in the winter but with your lack of... Read more

Drunk And High Dork

Okay, you were in the semi-cool crowd in school (I'm being flattering). But really, you have some social skills. They just tend to come out when you have a little liquid courage in you or when you are... Read more

Stud Dork

Oh yeah. You are a bad ass playa....on the Internet scene. Which isn't saying much. Everyone has had sex with the person you are trying to pick up on...and I mean everyone. That hobo that you gave som... Read more